Harry:
I'm an orphan.
Jace:
As am I.
Harry:
I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
Jace:
Really, mine is a star.
Harry:
Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
Jace:
So is mine.
Harry:
WELL I fought in a war!
Jace:
Big deal, so did I.
Harry:
Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
Jace:
Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
Harry:
Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
Jace:
*polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
Harry:
I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
Jace:
Ditto, mine are siblings.
Harry:
I was connected to the villain in my series!
Jace:
Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
Harry:
Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
Jace:
Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
Harry:
Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
Jace:
He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
Harry:
I hate you.
Jace:
I get that a lot. *smirks*